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Below I have several jokes for you to read!
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Frog gives best head
A guy sees a frog in a pet shop window as he's strolling down the street,
and his eye is imediately drawn to a sign that says "$500 THIS FROG
GIVES THE WORLDS BEST HEAD"
He goes inside the shop and questions the owner why the frog is priced so expensive.The shop owner assuers the man that this frog does indeed give
the worlds best head, and thats why he's asking $500 for the frog. Then
the owner says "Look take the frog in to the broom closet, and try it
out..." Moments later the man return from the broom closet with a big
smile on his face, "I'll take." and give the owner $500.
Later that same evening the man is at home in the kitchen cooking, when
his wife comes home. He's preparing dinner and has the frog next to him
on the counter watching him cook. The wife sees the frog and say, "what
the hells going on here?" The man turns to his wife and say, "If I can
teach this frog to cook, you're outa here!"
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Below is a Very Funny joke. Enjoy It!
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<------- Superman's night on the town ------->
Superman's bored one day & decides he'd like to get
together with a friend & party so he goes over to
Batmans house and says "hey Batman..what do you
say we go out,have a few drinks,meet a few women
and get laid?" and Batman says "great ceasars
ghost Superman..i'd love to but i'm so busy fighting
crime right now i can't!" Superman gives him a look
of disgust and says "ok man, if that's the way you
want to be i'll find someone else to go with".
So, Superman flys off, thinks about it and says "i
know! i'll go see what Spiderman is up to...he's
really into that bondage thing!" so he flies over to
Spidermans house and says " hey Spidey, how'd you
like to go out, have a few drinks and pick up a few
women?"...Spiderman thinks about it for a minute
and then says "i'm really sorry superdude but i've
really got my hands full at the minute cleaning up
this crime ridden city!"
Superman is fit to be tied! He flies away in a huff
trying to think of someone to go out with. finally he
says to himself " hey! i'll go see what Wonderwoman
is up to...maybe she'd like to go out!" sooo he flys
over to Wonderwoman's house,uses his x-ray vision
and sees Wonderwoman buck naked,spread-eagle
on the bed!! Superman thinks to himself
"hmmmm...i'm faster than a speeding bullet...i'll fly in
there,do my thing, fly back out and she'll never
know what hit her!" So he does! He flies in,
boom, boom, boom and flies back out.
Wonderwoman sits up in bed and says "what the
hell was that??!" and the Invisible Man says "I don't
know, but my butt is killing me!!"
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This is one of the President jokes.
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Have you heard that Bill Clinton wants to make a new song
the national anthem?
It's called, "Yank My Doodle - It's a Dandy".
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